florida.

January 6, 2019 at 1:10am
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Reblogged from pervocracy

observations from urgent care

cameoappearance:

pervocracy:

- People who exercise a lot get knee injuries from overdoing it

- People who only exercise occasionally get knee injuries from being unprepared for the exertion

- People who don’t exercise get knee injuries from being out of shape

- Maybe knees just suck

Solution: Don’t have knees.

(via prettyasamagnoliainmay)

1:06am
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pettyqueer:

sighsofthetimes:

ilovecalc2:

i nominate post malone for queer eye

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LMFAOOOOOOOO

(via lukeslywalkers)

December 3, 2018 at 11:32am
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Reblogged from commanderbridger

memeufacturing:

dobdob:

commandertano:

  1. Disney didn’t kill the EU.
  2. The EU hasn’t died unless you and everyone else let it die.
  3. Lucasfilm made the decision to create new stories.

Get to know these facts.

I spent a good minute staring at this trying to work out how Disney could possibly kill the European Union.

disney fucking caused brexit

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November 29, 2018 at 6:52pm
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Reblogged from disneyskellington

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thelawnwrangler:

buttwyattarchive-deactivated201:

Citizens of Pawnee

This is the absolute best post ever. The citizens of Pawnee are my heroes.

(Source: youtube.com, via askinnyblackman)

6:51pm
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Reblogged from soosdraws
soosdraws:
“just 2 girls in love
”

soosdraws:

just 2 girls in love

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6:50pm
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Reblogged from good-and-colorful

good-and-colorful:

How’s this one, Squidward? I made it with my tears.

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November 17, 2018 at 1:17am
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Reblogged from perpetuvl-insight

perpetualinsight:

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November 15, 2018 at 8:31am
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Reblogged from dankmemeuniversity
capacity:
“ uselessgaywhovian:
“Bold of you to assume there will be icebergs by 2022
”
Us after reading this caption
”

capacity:

uselessgaywhovian:

Bold of you to assume there will be icebergs by 2022

Us after reading this caption

image

(Source: dankmemeuniversity, via filthylittlemudblood)

8:28am
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Reblogged from bakwaaas

bakwaaas:

You gotta understand that some people never really grow. They never learn their lesson. They never recognise their mistakes, they never acknowledge their faults, they never admit they were in the wrong. You will never receive an apology from them, and you will never see their behaviour change.

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8:28am
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Reblogged from nobraska

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8:24am
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Reblogged from dankmemesreasonforliving

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8:24am
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Reblogged from thepersonalquotes

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8:24am
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Reblogged from 6aint

6aint:

took it personally because I never would’ve done it to you

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8:21am
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Reblogged from angel-vein

angel-vein:

Me: good morning

My brain at 6:57am: you should have killed yourself when you were 15

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